is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
HE MET BILL MURRAY
the last one though
how every conversation with me ends
i fucking love him
Along with Bikram Yoga, rock climbing during the winter, and guzzling kombucha from biodegradable, BPA-free, fair-trade beer bongs, Boulder residents can now add having 15-minute long orgasms with 20 strangers to their list of pre-dawn activities.
Alright basically its a woman’s happy ending. Go ladies GEEET SOOME. But the way this is written is hilarious. Colorado is smokin way to much for the right side to handle right now.